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Ooooo I like you. You caught onto the game I was trying to play!! Bravissimo baby 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 clap clap clap. You're smart I like it

Is it pop or soda? It's pop bitch!! Fuck everyone who says soda or coke

Thank you toots

Awww c'est mal parcel que je parlais un petit peu Francais. I'm a polyglot

Oh shit. I forgot you left the best coast. The land of HELLA

Let's go. Let's try it out. You seem like you need a lap dance, sad boy. I live a few blocks from one downtown and they always play really good music.

Fuck it up fuck it up. Have you ever been to a strip club?

I have PTSD, but that's for another day

You're only talking to me because I'm mean. Want me to play nicely?

Sounds like it's a racists paradise. Italy or France?

It was a joke. I don't want a virgin. I have to teach them everything I like. Give me a PhD in sheets

But you can be a total fucking dick to the depressed bitch? 🙄 If you can take a dick you can take a joke

Shut up you glorified taco

My thing is virgins.

My parents fucked like rabbits. I'm 1 out of 4. But my brother passed. Do you want me to teach you baby? Oh wait, I'm not an elf. Not your thing

Regardless, I'm convinced you are a virgin

Where is here? Nutella is the best but it's all we have in Oregon.

Are you sure? Because you're talking about old men and children.

OMG yes!!!! White cake buttercream icing!!!!! Preferably from a shitty grocery store!

Lol 😂 are you a virgin?