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I'm jealous. If I had to be addicted to a drug it would be oxycodone.

You are full of puns. They are dumb. If I say Kurdish, Farsi, Maltese people think I made it up. Like it's fucking pig Latin.

I like the Philly accent. I don't know why but I think it's sexy. Probably cuz Bradley Cooper

You got it. It's a useless flex. It's good for talking shit about people or joining the military. My brother who passed was in the military and used the three languages we spoke with our mom. It's funny because still most people I talk to don't even know where Malta is or that there are Kurds

Obviously my parents speak English too.

My mom spoke Arabic, Kurdish, and Farsi to me as a kid. Arabic is totally different from the other two. It's a Semetic language unlike the latters. It's easier for me to think and speak in Kurdish with her. My Arabic is shitty but I can understand relatively okay. The joys of being a stateless...

I know, I'm sorry. I'm not as witty as you. Plus I grew up speaking too many fucking languages to completely be as mastered in English as you. I tried 🤷‍♀️

To each their own. Do your thang jelly bean. ✌️

You can't find this kind of shit on YouTube.

Your loss. Just the first 35 mins and tell me you don't like it.

Oh my God! You haven't seen it?! You don't know what you're missing. Massimo is 100% my type. It's not S&M at all like 50 shades. I don't like that. 365 days is like MY KIND OF THING. Anyone who likes it or is Massimo can "slide into my DMs" 😂 Seriously don't hate on it until you try it.

I don't know anything about Polish people other than they have hotdogs I don't eat and they made some REALLY hot movie called 365 days on Netflix.

That's really really creepy. What kind of office/business was it? I would pay 10k for Salma Hayek but not Kate Moss

Just a lil bit

I'm not your type. I'm curvy but not fat if that makes sense. Def low on the self esteem. I always wanted to be a waif though

That's awesome congrats. It gets easier with time..I was 17 ish.

That's too bad. It's how I used to look at porn without getting caught when I lived at home during college. I'm the only girl out of 4 so I could blame the search history on my brothers.

What is Tumblr? Porn?

I can't tell if that's funny or gross. How long have you been veg?