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  1. Nefarious

    fact; 95% of girls on the internet are not as pretty as y think

    fact is facts im telling the truth right here right now i know that many of ouy guys like to drool over internet female nerds because htey pose for camera nd think they are hot shit. take that ugly puerto rican who used to post on here rilen or something. she was fat and ugly. fucking big puerto...
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    do the wolrd a favor and just shave already nefarious health tips for me!!!

    wow honestly im going on a rant here but today in the mall i saw alot of guys with just beards and really this fashin ofad needs to end this obsession with beards toda in the mall i was sitting on the bench where the same bench i saw the kid getting spanked by his father and i was checking out...
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    reputation needs to be removed, im getting nasty reps

    reputation is going to ruin the forum look at the ebwf they have reps and look at them the truth underbelly fucking spike lee these guys run the rep cricles and they use tiny chat inside jokes to ruin it neg rep - eat shit neg rep - neffy is a dick neg rep - fuck your mother cabron neg rep -...
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    i accidentally called a chinese and emxican person a racial term

    today in the school library i was doing a crossword puzzle with my friend and we were looking at 37 acros sand it said ____ in the armor and 48 down was a barbeque thing and instanyly i was thinking of things to relate and i accidentally blurted out the words chink and spic and i instantly got...
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    I dont believe in guns and heres my proposal no trolling

    WARNING SERIES THREAD IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF ME OR CALL ME A FAGGOT YOU WILL BE BANNED BY ME, LAST WARNING My father watches fox news and there was a debate about gun contorl that woman who got shot in the head kathy griffon i dont remember he name she was shot in the head by the bald...
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    I got dententionTODAY!!!!!!!

    worst day ever!!! today i got dentention for osmething that i am not guilty for because i was standing m ground here is the story today at lunch iwas eating gogurt that my mom packs everyday i usually get strawberry but today the bitch gave me the plane flavor and i was really upset but i had...
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    Tonight i had a alcohol

    tonight i had a sip of alcohol tonight tonight i went with my friends toa n italian retsurant an i ordered penne alla vodka!!! vodka i mean the stuff in the pasta had vodka in it i mean my friends and me were giggling and when they dared me to eat it i ate it all and then i was feeling the...
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    my parents bought me the wrong cellphone!!!!!

    im really mad right now my parents bought me the wrong cellphone friday is my birthday and I TOLD MY PARENTS THAT I WANT AN IPHONE THEY GAVE ME A FREAKING ANDROID!!! im BEYONG UPSET RIGHT NOW i told my mom shes a fucking bitch and she better return the phone or else im just gonna chuck it in the...
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    friady is my birthday!

    Friday is my birthday and I better receive happy birthday from all of my friends on here and i mean it if i dont receive atleast one happy birthday im gonna call the hacker back to reset the forum LOL you guys better be in your boots shaking and quaking my parents are taking me to david and...
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    im leaving forever

    im done with this forum im done with the stu pidasshole threats this guy sending me deaf threats this isnt funny anymore im getting bullied left and right catgrabin and big matt arent listening to my suggestions im leaving people are calling me underbelly and the truth yeah whatever if you guys...
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    i think i had a heart attack today!!!

    okay so i actually now feel bad for the fat people on here and im going to restrain makingfun of fat people from now because their prone to heart attacks like kevinsmith and bigmatt so sorry for calling you fat im not fat but today in gym we had to run the mile now normally i dont like running...
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    real life stories of forum members warning graphic and may cause peopel to cry and cl

    chalupa chalupas daddy owns alot of business all over the country and he got all the money from daddy spoiled little shit cried and cried until he become head janitor of dadds biggest company in philadelphia and was receiving over million dollars per vomit pickup. chalupa met his wife a worker...
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    MACDONALDS IS THE BESt fast food

    macdonalds is the best im willin to say that its the best food maybe around on the universe seirously where else can you get chicken burgers good tasting vegetables shakes sodas water??? nowhere macdonalds has location all over the world and it gives america a taste of the world but lately here...
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    some suggestions to get the forum back to its prime

    SERIOUS THREAD if you go off topic or troll or threaten me in any way you will be reported to ebaum and that includes you big matt 1) have a 16 and under section no old men who like to troll threads just a 16 and under section where we kids can discuss whatever high school and stuff maybe...
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    do you spank your kdis when there bad?

    today in the mall i saw this young boy acting like a bad boy in the mall center and i saw his father bend himover the mall bench and started psnaking him right in public!!! i was a little shocked by he was really smacking his butt really hard and iheard the kid cry louder and louder after every...
  16. Nefarious

    cryteria for women

    cryteria for women listne up women dont like bald men women dont like short guys women dont like guys who pretend to have big dicks but have small dicks women dont like guys who wear polo shirts day in day out women dont like guy who only play golf women dont like little shit heads who have...
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    first thread in this glorious section and im claming this as my own

    lord nefarious savior of ebaumnation posting here to make his makr im here as the begining of the greatest forum in the forum and im gonna post here and this theead is gonna go down in history and people in 5 years from now will loo back at this thread adn sayu thank you nefarious for being a...
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    Fresh Slate

    EBAUM!!!!! make me a moderator i WILL BRING THE FORUM BACK WTF WHEER ARE MY POSTS AND SIGNATURE??
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