Search results

While I do enjoy team sports, sex is not the sport I enjoy being a team player in.

What? No?

I think it's better to play than watch but still both are not enjoyable.

Don't fight destiny. He lived up to his name

I don't know how you have the patience to golf. I would just fall asleep

Good one

God fuck no. Not after your whole rainbow jiz story I'm traumatized. Also too long and I'm ADD

I need a movie to watch that is NOT funny. No fucking rom coms. I want drama or suspense or something dark but no horror. Please don't rec Die Hard. I realize I'm being picky but I'm sorry

It's never going to end

Because they're high as fuck on bullshit and dopamine. Just do n coke and get the b same affect without the bs

Thanks for the clarification. I was confused and thought maybe it was a reference to something else

It's a fucking ploy to get your dolla dolla bills. Why did you say of course after Khmer Rouge?

Not to diminish the value of what you said but I choked a little on my coffee reading that Sermons on the Mount can be Twitter feeds. I'm a recovering Catholic. I think about how much infinitely happier and guilt free I'd be if I didn't have it forced upon me

I think he does and he wants to scorch my ass real bad. I've definitely earned a seat in hell. I don't think there's any amount of confessions or hail Mary's to save my soul

I feel that deeply. I think it would be comforting and I also just wish that there was really a reason for everything. But if there's a God I hope he's forgiving for all of us who've royally fucked shit up. The logical sife of me can't believe

I don't either but sometimes I really wish I did

Ugh. I mean leaving the past

I don't know who DJ dark e is but I'll have to listen. I love immortal technique. I love "you never know" and "you never know" and "Peruvian cocaine". Immortal technique is the most underrated musician of all fucking time. Have you heard it?

What's your favorite song that isn't typically the genre you listen to and why? Mine is Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. I don't listen to shit like that but it'sv hard not to dance and sing a long to it

What is an acid mantle? Ok I am a little bit of an OCD freak but I literally microwave my loofah a few x a week to kill the germs. Alternatively when I'm not home I use a different wash cloth everyday. How do you exfoliate and get rid of dead shit if you are not adequately creating friction?