Randomer

[sugarcube]

Because they're high as fuck on bullshit and dopamine. Just do n coke and get the b same affect without the bs

 

[sugarcube]

I need a movie to watch that is NOT funny. No fucking rom coms. I want drama or suspense or something dark but no horror. Please don't rec Die Hard. I realize I'm being picky but I'm sorry

 

[Frood]

Lord of the rings.

 

[sugarcube]

God fuck no. Not after your whole rainbow jiz story I'm traumatized. Also too long and I'm ADD

 

[chalupa]

Ghostbusters remake. Completely not funny.

 

[Frood]

Are you watching ghostbusters at 6am?

 

[chalupa]

Nope. Getting ready for a 27 hole golf event.

are you posting on sbaum's at 6 am?

 

[Frood]

I assume a 27 hole event is you play the front nine then hire 6 hookers?


Yeah I drove my sister to the airport this morning. Not sure if I'm up for the day or not yet.

 

[chalupa]

I was going to try to make a joke about that being like 33 holes or something, but then I got to thinking about colostomy bags and lost my boner.

*flap flap flap flap flap flap flap*

 

[Frood]

Did you win the golf?

 

[chalupa]

Still on the course. Sloooow.

I was actually in 2nd against a guy who is turning pro, and I played 3 bad holes. I'm in 6th now. Dammit.

 

[Frood]

Do you always play the same course?

 

[chalupa]

Today's event is at our country club, yes. We play other places but mostly here.

Stiiiill on the course... I'm in 8th. Not bad, a little $$.

 

[chalupa]

Finished tied 7. 3 bad holes, played great other than that.

Kids that won is going pro. Different fucking league he's in, man. I'm good, he's tour level.

 

[Frood]

7 of how many? You make money?

 

[chalupa]

7 of 60 ish. Not bad.

 

[Frood]

Not even the top 10%. Pathetic.

If it was march madness you wouldn't even make the final 4

 

[chalupa]

Thanks.

Except it was tied 7th, so by score I was top 4.

 

[sugarcube]

I don't know how you have the patience to golf. I would just fall asleep

 

[Frood]

Thanks.

Except it was tied 7th, so by score I was top 4.

Wouldn't that be t-4 then? I always read t-Nth as they all got the same score as the Nth place person.