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I request a video of you not forgetting about Dre in English for 5 minutes.

No one has put on a wizard hat and cloak yet so I don't think anyone wins the debate.

Chili's used to have a grilled chicken pasta that was soooooo good. Idk what was in the sauce but I definitely went back often for it. Food - Crab legs. So expensive, so messy, hurts your hands, absolutely worth it. Also white cake with buttercream icing (if it's made with only butter and...

I also married mine, sorry sugar tits. I really got into my fuck buddies and one night stands in years between the first breakup and the reconciliation though. I don't recommend dating a guy you've hung out with several times but only while drunk in a somewhat dimly lit place, because...

No, because at no point in the pre-ebaumpacalypse days did I place a lot of value in the words anyone said about themselves... I had one person I was obsessed with and he gone, so you can all come out as Mushy at this point and I can live with that.

Lmao I think the new person is perfect can we keep her? My comforter is beat up and it's sooooo fucking awesome feeling. Smooth sheets, fan blowing, curled up with the comforter, heaven. My sheets are starting to pill though so that's aggravating.

I'm drink and Beer came on my playlist while I was trying to clean about 5 minutes ago, perfect fucking timing. Thought about serenading the forum but decided against it. God knows if you all harass me enough I may go hang by the neck in the fucking closet. Or go to Disneyworld.

*Middle aged depressed bitch who has spilled way too much information to people I've never met in reality so it's okay I know that feel bro* enters the chat.

My hair is typically blonde, but it's not bleached. Can't remember the name of the product but it's a lot less harsh than bleach. Buuuut I also don't have incredibly dark hair to begin with so even if I could recommend it I'm not sure if it would be suitable for really dark hair. Anyway, I...

Pffft that's pretty as hell man. Thinking about tinting the hair blue and purple today, may as well make the nails match.

Which part the color or the fakes? You're right though, I should paint them to look like cigarettes instead.

I like a good French manicure. Natural nails are great if you have them. I don't because I'm a nailbiter so acrylics it is, but I'm going to try to do DIY polygel here soon. Imma do the matte look on the right when I get all my supplies:

I'm strange not gonna hide it... - My husband's deodorant. I could carry a tube around with me, Idk what it is about it. It smells even better when it's on him, not like I'm shoving my face in his armpits after a long day but I catch it when he walks by sometimes and mmmhmm. - This one is...

I wouldn't consider Discord the best option. It is basically like a chat room with voice options as fero mentioned but not quite like the chatrooms of the old days, or even public forums/reddit/etc. I think you can search through the servers to find one you think would be good for you but Idk...

Oh honey there are only like 10 of us around, we're boring as fuck.

Majored in manufacturing with a minor in whoring.

I can understand that. Could always just throw out something like "Oh hey I saw 'x' the other day which reminded me of you, how have you been?" kind of email.

I've tried to remind him that I'm a psycho and he should probably cut his losses sooner rather than later but he won't go. March was our 18 year "fuck it let's say we're officially dating" anniversary, August will be our 14 year wedding anniversary. Do you ever try to talk to him?

Pfffft what are these feelings you speak of? All right fine, we've basically always known each other. Small town, he only lived like a block from me, and he's only a year older than I am so we had several classes together in high school. I joke that we're together because I lost my driver's...