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What happened on the last day?


Did you have your first kiss at camp?
Lol no my first kiss was a couple years before that.

It was show choir camp, our last day was a performance. Our performance attire was supposed to be our shirt from camp tucked into white shorts, then white socks and white shoes.

I was walking around campus dressed and ready with my dad and my friend that also went to camp when an older girl walked up and told me my white shorts had a large red spot on them. So yeah I was like 13 walking around with a giant period spot on my white shorts for who knows how long. I just started bawling, it was absolutely mortifying.

My dad walked me over to the nearest bench while my friend kind of shielded me from being seen, then Dad practically sprinted to his car, drove to the nearest place he could get replacement clothes, and came back with the most ridiculous sized pads ever and slightly off white shorts like 10 minutes before we were supposed to go on.

Crisis kind of averted but still a very horrifying few minutes for a 13 year old girl.
 

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Ah you were worried that they wouldnt let you perform at a youth choir camp after you became a woman? That was a close call. Good thing your ruse fooled them
 

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Lol no my first kiss was a couple years before that.

It was show choir camp, our last day was a performance. Our performance attire was supposed to be our shirt from camp tucked into white shorts, then white socks and white shoes.

I was walking around campus dressed and ready with my dad and my friend that also went to camp when an older girl walked up and told me my white shorts had a large red spot on them. So yeah I was like 13 walking around with a giant period spot on my white shorts for who knows how long. I just started bawling, it was absolutely mortifying.

My dad walked me over to the nearest bench while my friend kind of shielded me from being seen, then Dad practically sprinted to his car, drove to the nearest place he could get replacement clothes, and came back with the most ridiculous sized pads ever and slightly off white shorts like 10 minutes before we were supposed to go on.

Crisis kind of averted but still a very horrifying few minutes for a 13 year old girl.
Oh my god. That is fucjing btraunstixbibgm. God traumatizing.
 

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This is the reason why I don't wear white. Pants. Shirt ok. But iv have that phobia of starting my period and everyone knowing
 

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Luckily I always know it's coming about a full day before in adulthood, but at the time I didn't really have a lot of cramping beforehand and I never tracked it so had no fucking clue it was about to hit.

Ah you were worried that they wouldnt let you perform at a youth choir camp after you became a woman? That was a close call. Good thing your ruse fooled them
Don't ever leave me frood.
 

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Luckily I always know it's coming about a full day before in adulthood, but at the time I didn't really have a lot of cramping beforehand and I never tracked it so had no fucking clue it was about to hit.



Don't ever leave me frood.
Where would I go? This is my home.
 

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Ok no more sad shit. Now I'm really fucking sad again.b do you know the song Heaven by Kane Brown? It came in my shuffle and shit fuck balls man makes me think of my ex SAD
 

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Ok no more sad shit. Now I'm really fucking sad again.b do you know the song Heaven by Kane Brown? It came in my shuffle and shit fuck balls man makes me think of my ex SAD
You should watch in the heights. Impossible to not be happy coming out of that experience
 

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Okay I;gll give it a try. I dont think tis my thing though but if you guarantee itll cheer me up better than cocaine. Fine but in the interst of being a bitch you have to try one of my recomendations. Or someone, anyone. mare of easttown on hbo was really good.
 

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Luckily I always know it's coming about a full day before in adulthood, but at the time I didn't really have a lot of cramping beforehand and I never tracked it so had no fucking clue it was about to hit.



Don't ever leave me frood.
it's always funnye to me how when we get older we know when that shittis coming but as a teen it was like 'oh this bitch aunt flo came to the party uninvited" like howwww the fuckickle did i not monitor that shit in high school when i was a ho?
 

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it's always funnye to me how when we get older we know when that shittis coming but as a teen it was like 'oh this bitch aunt flo came to the party uninvited" like howwww the fuckickle did i not monitor that shit in high school when i was a ho?
Being a chick is stupid. Like I don't wanna be a guy but I also could stand to live without a uterus, and if these chesticles would stop being a literal pain that'd be great too.
 

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Alcoholism isn't a personality trait. It isn't quirky, special or fun. It's a slow killer that destroys your mental and physical health, your professional and private lives and your relationships.
Agreed. But it's hard to see the devastating effect it truly has unless that person is close to you, and they are not the only ones who suffer. It's not only the alcoholic who suffers.
 

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Alcoholism isn't a personality trait. It isn't quirky, special or fun. It's a slow killer that destroys your mental and physical health, your professional and private lives and your relationships.
No YOU are.
 
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