Yas bitch

[chalupa]

I've never fucked a 10, but I have fucked five 2's.
- George Carlin

 

[Frood]

I'm an edgy old cynic and my comedy doesn't hold up. I may have a few decent points hidden in my ramblings, but they're so convoluted, black and white, and hateful towards everyone that you should probably ignore me.

-George Carlin

 

[chalupa]

Ummm... but he never fucked a 10.

 

[Zen]

Ummm... but he never fucked a 10.

You can fuck me.

 

[chalupa]

We'd have to do it twice.

 

[Zen]

We'd have to do it twice.

So you're saying I'm a 20? Nice.

 

[chalupa]

No I'm saying that you're a whore.

 

[Frood]

And you've got a 2 for 1 coupon?

 

[Zen]

No I'm saying that you're a whore.

I can't be both?

 

[BiGuy]

I can't be both?

So can i ..

 

[Frood]

Waited a while for that one.

 

[chalupa]

The trick to comedy is good timing.

 

[BiGuy]

You can fuck me.

Can i?

 

[Zen]

Can i?

My inbox is open.

 

[Fero]

So now we have matt who is super gay, biguy who swings both ways and silber who swings all ways.

We're so diverse.

 

[chalupa]

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

 

[Fero]

We also have an Asian and a Jew.

 

[Zen]

And not forgetting me, a pansexual sociopathic doctor.

 

[chalupa]

Every time someone says pansexual, my mental image is of someone banging a half man half goat.

 

[Zen]

Every time someone says pansexual, my mental image is of someone banging a half man half goat.

Goats have sexual needs too.