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Don't you know the saying every saint has a past and every sinner has a future? Your parents were no saints obvi

 

[Fero]

I took Spanish and our teacher was... Not good. She believed that watching movies in English with Spanish subtitles and singing songs about beating chocolate were the best way to learn the language lmao

Fun fact - our school district absorbed two others, and with it, we got lots of new teachers, one of which was an a 3rd/4th year Spanish teacher. The kids were so far behind by the time they got to him that they could barely pass the class.

So the school fired him, instead of the worthless 1st/2nd year Spanish teacher.

Easy A, but I know very, very little of the language as a result.

I learned English by watching English TV shows with Dutch subtitles.

 

[sugarcube]

*Sinner. Fuck.
Yeah I figured he's racist but he keeps trying to tell me he's not. Everyone here hates a nice fucking tan.
Why the fuck would you ever leave California? I would give my ovaries to live in LA

 

[Fero]

*Sinner. Fuck.
Yeah I figured he's racist but he keeps trying to tell me he's not. Everyone here hates a nice fucking tan.
Why the fuck would you ever leave California? I would give my ovaries to live in LA

He said there were too many foreigners. He did not use the word 'foreigner'

 

[sugarcube]

I learned English by watching English TV shows with Dutch subtitles.

That's really impressive. I think this is how a lot of people learn English. It's how some of my family outside of the USA learned English. And music videos and songs. Is your Dutchb better than your french? I want to get better

 

[sugarcube]

He said there were too many foreigners. He did not use the word 'foreigner'

What is the more derogatory word? Aren't like 99% of Americans foreigners? Unless you're Native American you can't complain shit about fuck. Somehow the geographical location of the vagina you came out of is Soo fucking important

 

[Frood]

Si quieren vivir en NUESTROS país, deben aprender NUESTROS lingua. Se llama INGLÉS, y es la lingua de Dios. No tengo tiempo para aprender si una cama es un chico o una chica. ¡ES UN "BED"!

 

[Frood]

Faux racism aside, that's some pretty good Spanish right there. Didn't have to translate anything. Only mistake was dio => dios

 

[Fero]

What is the more derogatory word? Aren't like 99% of Americans foreigners? Unless you're Native American you can't complain shit about fuck. Somehow the geographical location of the vagina you came out of is Soo fucking important

I do not condone the usage of racial slurs in a context other than discussing their linguistic or anthropological characteristics.


It was something like 'sexually penetrating humid posterior'.

 

[ennaynattirb]

I learned English by watching English TV shows with Dutch subtitles.

I'm talking about watching the movies that are spoken in the language I understand with subtitles in a foreign language, whereas your example is the opposite. Had we done what you did, it may have actually been somewhat effective.

On a rare occasion, she would actually put on the movies in Spanish with English subtitles, but that was like twice per year maybe.

I did learn a lot about how Evita's body was shellacked and put on display, and also that one time she accidentally rented "animal porn" with her husband.

But like no Spanish lol

 

[sugarcube]

Si quieren vivir en NUESTROS país, deben aprender NUESTROS lingua. Se llama INGLÉS, y es la lingua de Dios. No tengo tiempo para aprender si una cama es un chico o una chica. ¡ES UN "BED"!

Guarantee you if you get smashed on una cama by a freaky brown Mexican you wouldn't give two shits if a bed was masculine or feminine. Mic drop boom

 

[sugarcube]

I do not condone the fact that usage of racial slurs in a context other than discussing their linguistic or anthropological characteristics.


It was something like 'sexually penetrating humid posterior'.

Dude I'm sorry but I can't even guess what that means and I'm only tipsy.

 

[Fero]

Si quieren vivir en NUESTROS país, deben aprender NUESTROS lingua. Se llama INGLÉS, y es la lingua de Dios. No tengo tiempo para aprender si una cama es un chico o una chica. ¡ES UN "BED"!

I understood everything but 'una cama'. Guess my high school Spanish is better than I thought. Then again, some words are akin to their French counterparts.

 

[sugarcube]

Faux racism aside, that's some pretty good Spanish right there. Didn't have to translate anything. Only mistake was dio => dios

It's impressive, you get brownie points. Err butterscotch Blondie points para el racista

 

[Fero]

Dude I'm sorry but I can't even guess what that means and I'm only tipsy.

Meh, it's that stupid phone keyboard that automatically adds words.

 

[sugarcube]

What is humid posterior

 

[Frood]

Guarantee you if you get smashed on una cama by a freaky brown Mexican you wouldn't give two shits if a bed was masculine or feminine. Mic drop boom

Se llama sátira. Tengo nada en contra personas quien no de Los Estados Unidos. Ahora no tienes in micrófono, y nadie te pueden oir

 

[sugarcube]

I want my microphone back and my stapler. Extra brownie points if you know that reference. How is your Spanish so good? Was your ex Mexican? I always wanted to learn

 

[Frood]

Is your stapler a red swingline?

My spanish isnt good at all. I just took 3 years in HS, and a repeat year in college.

My ex was persian/italian.

 

[sugarcube]

No it's a black one. I'm pretty sure. It's from office space. Have you ever seen that movie? SO GOOD!

It appears to be impressively good. I forv sure b thought someone taught you. I always felt like HS language class was a joke.

Wow you really aren't a racist