sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
Are you his lawyer? I think I'd actually pick #1 because I'm a sap. How about you?
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Frood
a true bro
id do coke 1 time
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
That is so aggravating. It's all or nothing. Black and white. I think you'd both do the coke benders. You guys don't seem like the settle down types.
I've done coke before. Like 5x?
Frood
a true bro
And I'm the racist?
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
Yes you are, ice cream. You never answer my questions seriously. They're just followed up by puns. At least choopachoop or whatever answers them. You're a vanilla ice cream, hence the racist. I'm like a chocolate + vanilla mix swirl then the ice cream melts and it's a light caramel.
Frood
a true bro
It's not even ice cream
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
Anyone that tells you the size of the boat is all that matters is not telling you the motion of your ocean is 75% of it.
That is a white ice cream. You're showing off your white supremacy. I know how this works. No mixed mud bloods for you.
I'm honestly just bored and painfully lonely. Can you dig it?
That is a white ice cream. You're showing off your white supremacy. I know how this works. No mixed mud bloods for you.
I'm honestly just bored and painfully lonely. Can you dig it?
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
I see the cone. It's a white ice cream.
Frood
a true bro
It's frozen yogurt.
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
Stop playing with my heart. I told you I like froyo more. You don't seem like the froyo type. You are a dude who likes Breyers vanilla ice cream when you could have Ben n Jerry's.
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
Have you ever noticed only Americans like root beer?
Have you ever hooked up and smashed someone way out of your league and been like damn how did my sauce self pull that off?
Have you ever hooked up and smashed someone way out of your league and been like damn how did my sauce self pull that off?
Frood
a true bro
My go-to is Cherry Garcia. It was froyo because that's all they had in my dorm cafeteria when I took that picture. Sadly, in 2008 camera phones were shit, so it's a terrible picture, but that cone had a FLAWLESS swirl, and A+ sprinkle distribution, hence the picture.
Everyone outside of the US says it tastes like medicine, which means I want to get sick outside of the US for their delicious medicine.
I have not, I've never had a one night stand.
Everyone outside of the US says it tastes like medicine, which means I want to get sick outside of the US for their delicious medicine.
I have not, I've never had a one night stand.
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
Wow. We could be friends. I didn't see sprinkles there. I pinned you for a vanilla dude. I am obsessed with Ben et Jerry's. I like Half Baked, Tonight Dough, Chocolate chip cookie dough, Phish food, chunky monkey.
Yeah I have a stomach bug and the medicine here tastes like root beer. I love it but the pharmacist says I'm nuts. The grape flavor is disgusting.
That's too bad. You should try it. It helps numb the pain a little bit. But the key to a one night stand is you need to smash someone who doesn't remind you of your ex which can be hard if you have a type. You just end up sad and annoyed that they're not like them. This was my last experience.
I hate juice. Do you like juice? Ok i lied. I like it in booz
Frood
a true bro
How can you hate all juice? do you hate even fresh squeezed oj?
Frood
a true bro
I feel like instead of ice, you could go all out and make a root beer whiskey float out of this that would be delicious too
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
Cheap like old crow?? That sounds really interesting I'm going to have to try it!
sugarcube
Sad emo bitch
I don't want to waste my cLoories on liquids. I like juice in my vodka. Gin and juice is ok. Prefer vodkam. Cranberry juice and vodka . Oj and vodka. I'm really drunk and sad now