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With stories of genetically edited human cyborgs circling the internet....
And on the heels of Biden forgetting requests that he take a cognitive test, an unknown but trusted source in the White House has verified that Biden was asked about experimental first-generation human cyborgs. He reportedly raised his hand and gestured that being one isn't so bad.
Reports have been swirling as far back as 2009, when Vice President Biden was nearing death and practically brain dead with dementia. At the time, the decision was made for him to undergo cyborg conversion surgeries, where he was genetically edited and had vast chunks of his brain removed along with several organs, including his penis.
His closest aides say he died on the operating table due to complications, stayed dead for several days but was jolted back to life after a .gov web developer assigned to the operation gave up and pounded his fists on the keyboard. At the time, insiders were calling it a miracle.
Witnesses say Biden initially complained of feelings of compassion and remorse having experienced the pokiest pits of hell for "what felt like an eternity", but those emotions quickly dissipated along with human emotion, in general.
Now, still running on the most recent 1950s tax payer funded computer technology straight out of the IRS building, Biden indicated that he felt ok.
But some are left questioning.
After being left with little processing power, no capacity for emotion, no sense of taste, little mobility and no penis, Biden reportedly added that his sense of smell is the only pleasure he has left.
There are growing calls in Washington that Biden be upgraded or removed from office.
With stories of genetically edited human cyborgs circling the internet....
The Plan to Turn You Into a Genetically Edited Human Cyborg
STORY AT-A-GLANCE The U.K. Ministry of Defense and the German Bundeswehr Office for Defense Planning Human stress that human augmentation needs to be a key area of focus to win future wars Human augmentation will not be restricted to the military ranks. It’s really a way to further separate...
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And on the heels of Biden forgetting requests that he take a cognitive test, an unknown but trusted source in the White House has verified that Biden was asked about experimental first-generation human cyborgs. He reportedly raised his hand and gestured that being one isn't so bad.
Reports have been swirling as far back as 2009, when Vice President Biden was nearing death and practically brain dead with dementia. At the time, the decision was made for him to undergo cyborg conversion surgeries, where he was genetically edited and had vast chunks of his brain removed along with several organs, including his penis.
His closest aides say he died on the operating table due to complications, stayed dead for several days but was jolted back to life after a .gov web developer assigned to the operation gave up and pounded his fists on the keyboard. At the time, insiders were calling it a miracle.
Witnesses say Biden initially complained of feelings of compassion and remorse having experienced the pokiest pits of hell for "what felt like an eternity", but those emotions quickly dissipated along with human emotion, in general.
Now, still running on the most recent 1950s tax payer funded computer technology straight out of the IRS building, Biden indicated that he felt ok.
But some are left questioning.
After being left with little processing power, no capacity for emotion, no sense of taste, little mobility and no penis, Biden reportedly added that his sense of smell is the only pleasure he has left.
There are growing calls in Washington that Biden be upgraded or removed from office.