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chalupa

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They met neffy and turned around to leave.


Mince is...
 
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Brian

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his son some lube and whispered 'tonight you'll become a man' and gently nibbled his ear while exposing his young voluptuous sixpack







the last hobbit movie sucks because...
 

Nocturnal

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his son some lube and whispered 'tonight you'll become a man' and gently nibbled his ear while exposing his young voluptuous sixpack







the last hobbit movie sucks because...
they didn't incorporate Matt's shovel and hobbit based homoerotic fan fiction subplot into it.

Laugh tracks on television shows are fucking retarded because...
 

brainkandy87

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...you don't need a laugh track when it comes to William Shatner dropping one-liners.

The Bible is...
 

Brian

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in the process of becoming a 'real man', at least that's what his father told him this morning when he got him some lube and gently nibbled his ear while exposing his young voluptuous sixpack


brainkandy's previous username is...
 

Fero

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an all county lineman in 1995 and had 15 tackles for losses. sup bro didn't become an all county lineman by taking crap. sup bro was in vegas last week at the bellagio with 10 women on his shoulders because women can't resist men who had 15 tackles for losses in 1995. sup bro saw phil ivey and phil ivey let out a "sup bro?" and sup bro didn't say anything because sup bro only talks to people when sup bro wants to talk to people.

Dropofahat is...
 

Ciaran

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an all county lineman in 1995 and had 15 tackles for losses. sup bro didn't become an all county lineman by taking crap. sup bro was in vegas last week at the bellagio with 10 women on his shoulders because women can't resist men who had 15 tackles for losses in 1995. sup bro saw phil ivey and phil ivey let out a "sup bro?" and sup bro didn't say anything because sup bro only talks to people when sup bro wants to talk to people.

Dropofahat is...
a moderator at EBWF who had no previous connection to EBWF prior to the big move over to EBN, thus ensuring the destruction of anything endearing about EBWF and ensuring that some of EBN's greatest members would rather go down with the ship than return to the wasteland.

Eric's Van was...
 

Brian

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a moderator at EBWF who had no previous connection to EBWF prior to the big move over to EBN, thus ensuring the destruction of anything endearing about EBWF and ensuring that some of EBN's greatest members would rather go down with the ship than return to the wasteland.

Eric's Van was...
packed with underage columbian prostitutes ready to provide their boss with another two month christmas holiday in the Bahamas



mgunit's last dying wish was...
 
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