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Well the ring isnt actually there, Frodo has it THe best part is when I cum, I already filled my dick with food coloring so it comes out like a rainbow, and you say "are you not saruman the white?!" and I say "I am saruman of many colors!"

My dream roleplay is that I'm Saruman and you're gandalf and you've come to visit me at the behest of Radagast and I imprison you because you won't tell me where the one ring is so then you try and get me to release you using sexual favors

OMG are you telasos long lost daughter!?

so you're rich too? marry me. I'll get into whatever weird sex stuff you're into for a ferrari

A brand new car? What kind?

alcohol and desvenlafaxine

oh honey

get a distracting hobby

Chalupa may have the thundercunt, but youve got the chundercunt

Maybe you have, but I just missed it, or forgot

fucking owwwwwwwwwww

What std?

Occasional minor success. I've been talking with somebody I met on match.com, I dated two people for about a month each from OKC Dont bang them right away, don't bring up sex. If they bring it up, either ssy you're not ready, or move on.

Are you on the dating sites?

Your chance of getting an std from a 3some is the same as getting an std in consecutive 2somes

I let time heal my wounds

Best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody else

Choosing your own avatar is for winners.

Probably her upbringing and genetics.

To cut my rent in half and be near my fambly