Irregardless of what you think, I've gotten the monkey off my back of misused idioms and words. I'll be back momentarily to speak to this subject.
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...I almost couldn't write all of those, it is too painful.
I saw some idiot spill salt the other day, then dump more salt in his hand and toss it over his shoulder.
I was in Texas, so that level of stupidity made sense in context, but not in general.
I'm not sure I understand what they did wrong.
Kidding.
See, we zipped one of our two Jewish roommates inside a futon cover, but we didn't sit there screaming "KIKE! KIIIIIIKE!"
He flipped out, ran out of the room, and didn't come back for two days.
We rented "This Is the End" over the weekend, and it was pretty funny. I'm not going to go too in depth into it, but the humor factor is there, it gets over the top in a good way, and it is worth the watch. 7.5/10
Matt is gay.