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Tupac?!

It's not a child until it combines with an egg, and while I often embarrass myself, I don't have egg on my face

My pastor says that sarcasm is a tool of the devil

Sex is way more evil than drugs obviously

It will never not make me laugh that there's an Olympic event called Skeet shooting

The gold medal winning shark is the shark that eats the gold medal winning surfer

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-2024-billiards/olympics-billiards-snooker-cue-up-for-2024-games-inclusion-idUSKCN1NZ2L3

They put it in the Olympics subjecting judging + random waves = nonsense scoring criteria.

Surfing doesnt make any sense as a competitive sport

If you ever want to feel worthless, watch the olympics. One of the Irish rowers was a Doctor all through covid, working 14 hours a day, and then training for the olympics in his goddam garage But he lost in qualifiers so thpbt

Frodog.

Ive only read LOTR and the honbbit

I didnt know you were a LOTR fan. Id ont have the patience for his writing style, but Ive become addicted to youtube videos that tell the tales in more accessible formats

Have you read any silmarillion or unfinished tales stuff?

Well you will stop touching your eyes pretty quickly too

You could paint your nails with hot sauce

So I went to look up if hobbits have big feet. And I got this But basically all of the hobbit and lotr are telling us that yea, hobbits have huge balls, especially Sam Gamgee.

Actually. Hobbits famously have large hands and feet relative to their frames

Did you paint your fake nails? Why not just buy prepainted nails?

I bet you can up your handies to a 5 spot for the next week. Gj