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  1. Devastation the Almighty

    First Person to Post WINS!!

    Oh, I guess that'd be me. Everyone talk about my stunning victory. Next person to post loses.
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    Didn't we have a retarded Aussie member?

    "Australians were unfazed by the article, since, you know, reading."
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    Pardon me...

    Do you have any Grey Poupon?
  4. Devastation the Almighty

    First thread of 2014

    Come on, you boring jackasses, post something. In this thread I will pose a question at a specific date and time. The person who can correctly answer my question before I post it wins mad reps. Go.
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    Neffy's Christmas Carol -- Presented by BigMatt's Shovel Emporium

    Underbelly was banned, to begin with. As banned as a handgun at a Snoop Dogg concert. In this Underbelly-less forum lived a mean young-man by the name of Nefarious. He surfed the forum day and night, vomiting poorly-spelled nonsensical insults toward everyone he met. It was a cold existence...
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    Goodnight Sweet Prince (Part 2 of 3)

    Depends on which lame-duck president is in power at the time.
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    Goodnight Sweet Prince (the Final Chapter)

    Unless...I am immortal, which, of course, I am.
  8. Devastation the Almighty

    Goodnight Sweet Prince (the Final Chapter)

    If this happens tomorrow, I may be on the news.
  9. Devastation the Almighty

    Goodnight Sweet Prince

    I brought a VW bus full of cheerleaders to their knees. After the fifth one I finally ran out of Jesus Juice so I just did my best Barry White and got them to orgasm because I'm nice. True story. ...ish. How do you like them apples?
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    Goodnight Sweet Prince

    Perhaps Paul should of remembered life ain't a movie.
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    Goodnight Sweet Prince

    I hate it when people assume I care.
  12. Devastation the Almighty

    Goodnight Sweet Prince

    This is true; It's especially horrifying when you realize he's not even dead yet.... Which begs the question, why didn't he complete more passes to himself?
  13. Devastation the Almighty

    A Funny Thing Happened At The EBN Chrsitmas Party

    Out of doors, the snow was falling, But inside, ebaum was calling, All of his friends and minions round, So that a good time, could finally be found. Chalupa came from the Pennsylvania Heights, Big Matt showed up in his Christmas tights, Nocturnal awoke from his daylight slumber, Went to the...
  14. Devastation the Almighty

    Do you want to post like Nefarious?

    Well Now You CAN!!! After painstakingly analyzing each of Nefarious' little posts, I have uncovered the formula to pretending to be Nefarious. By following these steps, you could even be a better Nefarious than Nefarious (or the puppet masters behind Nefarious). There are two types of Neffy...
  15. Devastation the Almighty

    May the Truth about Neffy be Revealed in this Thread

    It is here, finally, at last. At the end of this post, the truth about just who Nefarious is will be revealed, but first, thou must read the narrative of how I came to this discovery! It all began after the last hack. Not the one we just recovered from, the one before, when every one was all...
  16. Devastation the Almighty

    Fresh Slate

    Also send him a pic of a shovel. He loves those.
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