Why the hell isn't snooker in the Olympics?
The gold medal winning shark is the shark that eats the gold medal winning surferThere are artificial wave contests and those are boring. It's better when the surfers can be eaten by sharks.
Thanks, that actually makes sense. I guess I am a daft cuntBecause cocaine doesn’t mean something else. Maybe in 20 years champagne will be just like the female dog, a donkey, and a garden tool.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or seriousSex is way more evil than drugs obviously
You mean your priest who shot his child on your face?My pastor says that sarcasm is a tool of the devil