This is how i want ALL movie reviews to be

[Johnny Alpha]

 

[Brian]

movie reviewers suck ass, you literally cant find one online without some sort of agenda because he gets free shit/tickets/screeners from associations/studios or whatever.

in 99 cases out of 100 some random imdb-board faggot's opinion is worth way more than professional """critics""" opinions.

 

[Wesbo]

movie reviewers suck ass, you literally cant find one online without some sort of agenda because he gets free shit/tickets/screeners from associations/studios or whatever.

in 99 cases out of 100 some random imdb-board faggot's opinion is worth way more than professional """critics""" opinions.

I'm starting to trust your reviews, you've been 100% so far

 

[chalupa]

movie reviewers suck ass, you literally cant find one online without some sort of agenda because he gets free shit/tickets/screeners from associations/studios or whatever.

in 99 cases out of 100 some random imdb-board faggot's opinion is worth way more than professional """critics""" opinions.

You're through the looking-glass now, milk!

 

[Brian]

You're through the looking-glass now, milk!

please, call me breast.

 

[chalupa]

please, call me breast.

I can call you Betty.

 

[Brian]

in 99 cases out of 100 some random imdb-board faggot's opinion is worth way more than professional """critics""" opinions.

welp, so much for the only world wide source of truthful honest opinions:

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fucking jews

 

[chalupa]

And Betty when you call me,
You can caaaaaaall meeeee Al, you can call me Al...