One day...

[Evil Joe]

...won the 2005 national sausage-eating competition. Those sausages slid down his throat like it was a pneumatic tube at a drive-through bank. The next day he got a call from...

 

[Brian]

...evil joe who said 'hey man will you join my site that i made entirely in Flash? because I am self taught in Adobe Flash. did I mention I know a lot about doing stuff using Flash? Flash is the next big thing man, fuck that ebaums forums shit'

nefarious called him a dumb abo Successful black individual and hung up then he grabbed a butter knife and...

 

[chalupa]

...stabbed himself in the face because he's retarded. We've been over this, nefarious is retarded. His parents decided that, because he is so retarded, they should...

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

...masturbate. And then...

 

[chalupa]

...leave neffy at the nunnery. They realized fapping and shlicking are WAY better than living with the little retard. Once the nuns found him, they...

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

...masturbated. And then they...

 

[Evil Joe]

...ate an entire wheel of cheese and...

 

[Telaso]

masturbated all over Devs slimey butthole, but suddenly..

 

[Nocturnal]

something began to emerge, it was

 

[HubbleBubble]

... a detached dog dick, followed by 5 days worth of trapped shit and a new born baby. It was...

 

[loki009]

... the best day of my life so I decided to raise that baby as my own that anus fetus grew up and became known as...

 

[Frood]

Sam Bowie, the biggest NBA Draft bust of all time and the slowest...

 

[Hambone]

Sam Bowie, the biggest NBA Draft bust of all time and the slowest...

HA!!! True dat,cuz MJ went #3. Closest thing to that disaster has been Greg Oden #1, over Kevin Durant #2. I know ckicks thinks size matters, but in NBA terms these are prime examples of why it does not.