Obama feinting lady staged!!!

[Nocturnal]

We are through the looking glass people.

 

[FenderBender]

It goes so much deeper than that. Did you see this?

 

[chalupa]

I'm sorry, I know you posted that as a joke, but the stupidity of the person talking was so incredible that I had to turn it off.

 

[Nocturnal]

Ugh, I know lots of weird stuff came up when GW was around, but not to this level. The biggest to my mind was the claim that he was wearing a microphone pack during the debates to feed him his lines. OB get's all these lizard people type conspiracy theories.

 

[whocares]

George W. Bush was a very good president of the United States. Should be president again.

 

[Nocturnal]

George W. Bush was a very good president of the United States. Should be president again.

Guys, I'm pretty sure Whocares was taken out by the NSA or lizard people.

 

[Fero]

At least GW looked like a president. Obama looks like he should be serving me fries.

 

[Nocturnal]

-4 for missing the obvious friend chicken reference.

I've seen BOB in person, he seemed pretty presidential actually. Of course so would anyone with a team of highly trained killers backing him up.

 

[FenderBender]

Too many people worry about whether the guy looks presidential. The real question is whether he smells presidential.

 

[Nocturnal]

Too many people worry about whether the guy looks presidential. The real question is whether he smells presidential.

What does a President smell like? and other musings by Fender

 

[Fero]

In Obama's case like a bucket of KFC.

 

[chalupa]

In Obama's case like a bucket of KFC.

And that's a wrap, folks!

 

[Fero]

In the old days I would get a ban for racism for that one. Forum traffic would drop 20% nowadays, though.

 

[BigMattTheHobo]

I think coconut oil would have been better. Actual smell and more subtle.

 

[Nocturnal]

I think coconut oil would have been better. Actual smell and more subtle.

Coconut oil is awesome. Good smell, healthy for you, does wonders for your skin. Also it has natural anti-fungal/yeast properties so it makes an excellent lube.

In the old days I would get a ban for racism for that one. Forum traffic would drop 20% nowadays, though.

That's one thing the real racists out there don't understand. IMO it's not what you say, it's your intent. That's why certain groups "get away" with saying shit that would have other groups in hot water. Now of course there are some people who are super sensitive, but fuck those guys.

 

[Fero]

Who says I don't mean that shit?


Fuck darkies.

 

[Nocturnal]

Who says I don't mean that shit?


Fuck darkies.

I have it on good authority that Europeans are kindly and peace loving. It's only we Americans who are war mongering racists. Please do not disrupt my world view. The last time somebody did that to us we invaded two nations in the Mid-east.

 

[Fero]

Europeans killed six million jews and colonized Africa and South-America, practically enslaving and murdering much of it's population.

Don't hog being racist.

 

[Nocturnal]

Europeans killed six million jews and colonized Africa and South-America, practically enslaving and murdering much of it's population.

Don't hog being racist.

I suppose next you are going to tell me that Americans didn't invent the automobile and the moon.

 

[Chewy]

wait.... they didn't invent the Moon!!!?!!???