If a girl tells you that she has a nipple ring...

[chalupa]

I have a neck tat under my beard.

 

[Nocturnal]

how do you wife? you wife seriously? post picture sof your wife tatoo so i can judge it is she hot?

Yeah, she is pretty hot.

 

[kevinsmith]

So you're saying that pentagram on my forehead is the reason the bank didn't hire me?

Yeah, but not the reason you think.
The head of that branch is a ranking satanic priest, and he didn't want you stepping in on his territory.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

Actually, he's just Jewish.

 

[Hambone]

No comment Dev blew it up...howdy brother...strange brew going on indeed

 

[Ciaran]

What about a tramp stamp of Kermit the Frog kissing a butterfly?

The only Sesame Street tattoo that's trashy is Oscar the Grouch.

Zing.

 

[Devastation the Almighty]

You. Are. Awesome.

 

[kevinsmith]

Actually, he's just Jewish.

Potato potahto.