Nefarious
Chalupa's Son
- Joined
- Oct 1, 2007
- Messages
- 534
wow honestly im going on a rant here but today in the mall i saw alot of guys with just beards and really this fashin ofad needs to end this obsession with beards toda in the mall i was sitting on the bench where the same bench i saw the kid getting spanked by his father and i was checking out alot of the men there i was checking out there faces and i noticed that i counted 15 men with beards of the 18 i saw i mean cmon what is this woodtock or vietnam? i mean the beardi s out of fashion and i noticed that men who grow 'beards' are normally not really nice long beards like the guys on dick dynasty but like seriously the ebaumnation motto aka the neckbeard disgusting reddit hobbitants like the necbkeard that looks scragly and gross the one that smells of old cheetoh dust and has atleast 50 hours of doom on it
this is my plea to the gentlemen of here and to the lurkers who like to walk around with 'beards' shave it off go to your barber or hair dresser or even to your own bathroom pick up the razor and cut it off go clean shaven dont settle for catterpiller mustaches like the mexicans do or gay man soul patches that make you look like howie mendel [heres a tip dont be a bald man with facial hair you look fucking stupid as fuck see gregor mendel or chalupa] just shave it all off and if you have bushy digusting eyebrows like unibrow like a pig ass russian shave your eyebrows off and pluck your eyelids too get rid and cut your hair dont be a fucking loser with your loser disgusting neckbeard i can tell you from personal experiences MOST WOMEN PREFER CLEAN CUT GUYS CEAN HAIR NO FUCKING DISGUSTING FACIAL HAIR LIKE SHAPPEN BEARDS OR NECK CHIN NECKBEARD STRAPS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!
this is my plea to the gentlemen of here and to the lurkers who like to walk around with 'beards' shave it off go to your barber or hair dresser or even to your own bathroom pick up the razor and cut it off go clean shaven dont settle for catterpiller mustaches like the mexicans do or gay man soul patches that make you look like howie mendel [heres a tip dont be a bald man with facial hair you look fucking stupid as fuck see gregor mendel or chalupa] just shave it all off and if you have bushy digusting eyebrows like unibrow like a pig ass russian shave your eyebrows off and pluck your eyelids too get rid and cut your hair dont be a fucking loser with your loser disgusting neckbeard i can tell you from personal experiences MOST WOMEN PREFER CLEAN CUT GUYS CEAN HAIR NO FUCKING DISGUSTING FACIAL HAIR LIKE SHAPPEN BEARDS OR NECK CHIN NECKBEARD STRAPS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!
