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[ennaynattirb]

Holy shit we are in an alternate universe, look at us, we're referencing Family Guy instead of BASEketball...

 

[chalupa]

Blast! What the deuce?

 

[ennaynattirb]

I wanna go home... Do some push-ups... Fuck the sleeve of my favorite jacket...

Huh?

 

[chalupa]

Steeeeeve Perry!

 

[Frood]

Last.time I tried to watch baseketball I didn't make it through the whole movie.

 

[chalupa]

That's because you're a little bitch.

 

[Frood]

13 of 14 more times....

 

[ennaynattirb]

I move to ban Frood for insulting the greatest movie ever made.

All in favor?

 

[chalupa]

Longwanger!

 

[Frood]

I move to ban Frood for insulting the greatest movie ever made.

All in favor?

Nay

 

[ennaynattirb]

So in other words, if I want unanimous consent, I'm going to have to get it from one of the other owners.

 

[chalupa]

Hey, brit, my lobby could use a good buffing if you know what i mean...

 

[ennaynattirb]

Hey pig fucker, can I call you pig fucker?

 

[chalupa]

Dude.

 

[ennaynattirb]

I see your point.

 

[chalupa]

Or...

Only my friends can call me pig fucker.

 

[Fero]

How many different countries did you have sex in? My number is 8, not counting northern Ireland

 

[sugarcube]

Well since I'm already a slut....
USA, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Colombia, France, Germany, Holland, Luxembourg, Belgium, Italy, Malta, Taiwan, Thailand, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, Vietnam..... There's more but it was all with the same person

 

[Frood]

Im american, and I have sex in america, because im not a commie

 

[sugarcube]

Maybe you should get fucked by a commie, it'll change your life. Guaranteedddddd. Also it's really fun to fuck in hotels you can basically go crazy and not really clean up after yourself. Don't destroy the place but yeah